February 2012
71 posts
When you're watching a cartoon and you understand...
thefunniestpost:
thefunniestpost!
After she had her children, Ginny visited...
When she looked into it, she found herself holding her children’s birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty
Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via homosexualsubtexts)
The new show that Zachary Levi is gonna star in is...
cmonletsdothedougie:
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
liamdryden:
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angriestboy:
And now, with kids shows, we’re afraid to touch on subjects like death, divorce, and homosexuality, lest the parents phone up and throw a bitchfit. Television was educational not in that it taught us how to count by twos or what the word indigenous meant, but in the way it taught us life lessons in a way we were able to...
ParisJay: Grammar. →
jayparis:
Right. So people are fucking stupid. Here are some of the simplest things that piss me right off: - You spell it D E F I N I T E L Y. It’s really not that difficult. - Their, there, they’re. OWNERSHIP. PLACE. A GODDAMN CONTRACTION OF THEY ARE. - His and he’s. HIS AND HE’S?! YOU DO NOT SAY…
overheard on the train:
Boy 1: can I play with it?
Boy 2: no, you always wanna...
– (via overheardinmelbourne)
robinscherpoopie:
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stinson-scherbatsky:
So, apparently Neil Patrick Harris exists in the HIMYM universe.
OH
MY
GOD